It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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