The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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