dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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