her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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