if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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