Well douche your snatch and let's go!
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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