Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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