i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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