Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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