On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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