And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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