He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
