THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
