she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
where are my eyebrows?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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