she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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