i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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