Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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