can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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