Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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