You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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