We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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