exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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