i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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