Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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