Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
