I am spending my child support on dildos
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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