kristin has been a bad kristin
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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