I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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