Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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