I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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