Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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