Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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