There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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