i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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