Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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