first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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