Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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