he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i dont even know how to be here
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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