Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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