Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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