I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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