if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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