check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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