whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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