you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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