You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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