are you so shy because you have an std?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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