ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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