forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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