Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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