brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
