is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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