I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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