Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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