I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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